gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my mouth tastes like poor choices
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
