yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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