Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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