is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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