Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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