he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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