There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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