Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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