she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Farmville is her only friend.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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