Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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