And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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