My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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