Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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