So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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