that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
