i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize