i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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