no you cant smoke seaweed
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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