I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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