In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
