she looked like the bat from fern gully.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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