I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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