thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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