This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Boobs speak an international language.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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