Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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