I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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