She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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