In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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