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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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