ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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