This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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