How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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