We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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