8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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