Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
