we're blogging at a bar
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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