My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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