yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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