brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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