what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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