I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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