so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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