And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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