So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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