do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
