there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Who did Billy Mays play for?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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