Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We need to feng shui this bitch.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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