You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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