Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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