I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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