Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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