she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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