Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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