i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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