So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Randomize