she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
