drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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