I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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